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post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip
It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

post gaming 

After an insane victory, that night shotgun a beer, blast your favorite tunes, shotgun another, and sleep naked for extra measures
Bro that game was crazy! I'm definitely post gaming tonight!
post gaming by flackerdoo December 8, 2015

Post-call perineum (PCP) 

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.
Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder 

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

post breakup penis disorder 

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

Post Con Syndrome 

Also known as PCS, Post Con Syndrome is self explanatory. Basically it's the feeling you get after any con (E.x: Anime con, Comic con, etc) that's like the hype you had during the con. Sometimes it can last for days, weeks, even months.
Ugh, Kumoricon was so fun, I have Post Con Syndrome from it. And I love it.
Post Con Syndrome by cactus5390 September 5, 2016