Tickle Piss

When someone tickles you until you pee.

A:Stop please haha im about to pee
B:AHAHAHA but its so much fun
A:hehe ahaha *pees*awe i just tickle pissed

B:eww

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

piss-cut

'piss-kut\ v - Most often used in the gerundive form "piss-cuttin'". The term denotes excessive speed, associated with recklessness or an out-of-control situation.

"We was doin' at least 90; just piss-cuttin' 'er!"

by lanneya December 16, 2011

Pissing Special

An action taken in retaliation if your spouse pisses you off, by pissing the sheets on his/her side and then waiting until your significant other 'hops in bed'.

Man, my friend Jake gave his wife a pissing special when she refused him sex.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

waffle-piss

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.

"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"

by dj357 December 19, 2007

Piss Sacker

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.

Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.

by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008

Witch Piss

Lager (orig. Yorkshire)

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!

by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009