Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh is the light of my life.
by IAmAlreadyTracer January 27, 2019
Get the Joshmug. Josh is playing minecraft
by Fynn Mammous May 16, 2022
Get the Joshmug. by timmjsohb November 14, 2018
Get the josh adcockmug. 
When someone flying a plane and then completely down to pilot error, you crash it, land hard, lose control; or generally just mess it up.
Did you hear they completely messed up by forgetting to adjust the trim on their 787, which caused them to crash? They were absolutely Joshing it there
by Jason_91 July 28, 2023
Get the Joshingmug. Josh is the typa nigga to sing any song aloud. the nigga will actually annoy the fuck outta you. he’ll never give up on girls. he’s actually so fucking obnoxious and literally only say imagine this imagine that. he’s the type of nigga to so nigga any day. he is an actual fucking clown.
- joshh the nihgga
- joshh the nihgga
The nigga josh
by joshhalimot October 2, 2019
Get the joshmug. alpha chad, sigma male, 6'3 giga chad & talks to at least 6 girls at once, an *sshole who stills kills and is always looking for a gf buff. the type of guy to say f*ck me good guys
by huehuekekw November 9, 2021
Get the joshmug.