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Hexagon-Jerk

a Hexagon-jerk is a six person activity where you spread your legs on the ground with other people in the shape of a hexagon and jerk off the person to your left.
Josh: yo bro do you wanna go Hexagon-jerk with Gary, Brian, Jimmy, and Steve
Mike: HELL YEAH MAN I'D LOVE TO
by luimity July 21, 2024
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turkle jerk

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023
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Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.
1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023
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dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
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