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Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual
someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
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Joke

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Milu Joke

A joke that is so contextual but so bad that it can't be called poor joke.
Fenil cracked a Milu joke, Vivek facepalmed.
by MiluJokesSurvivor December 29, 2023
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joke

some jokes are here
I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus. here is some jokes How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.
by pexel February 12, 2023
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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Joke flag

A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.

Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
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