Sympathey Head

The act or performance of fellatio immediately following a tragic event or accident.

1. ) Hey Mel! If I break my arm jumping off this tree fort would you give me sympathey head?!?!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!

by wordsRus June 3, 2009

Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!

This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!

by 294 July 11, 2009

Steth Head

An individual who only dates and/or has sex with doctors or other medical personnel; the healthcare industry equivalent to a puck slut with hockey players.

Tanner: oh my GOD Lauren, do you see Ryan's sphygmomanometer? Ugh that's SO hot!

Lauren: Wow Tanner, you're such a steth head.

by nannrtickl October 6, 2018

head bombed

Shit faced. Getting really drunk. Shlonkered

"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "I know man I was head bombed"

by Chadwickthelegend May 8, 2014

head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Widget head

A person with a narrow view of life and or job requirements. A one function way of thinking not open to new ideas or thinking

She widget heads his input, all the time

by 88automate April 20, 2021