A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
Get the douche puddle mug.1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid
created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."
"No, you're a bungle douche."
by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005
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Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
by abbycat0 June 19, 2009
Get the croca-douche mug.An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018
Get the Douche major mug.Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
by alpinestar March 22, 2009
Get the Douche House mug.Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”
Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”
Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”
ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”
Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”
Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”
ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”
Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!
EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!
EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
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