Dusty Cock

A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".

"There is no way to avoid the dusty cock after a long night of raw dogging a slam piece"

by DePauty February 3, 2010

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.

Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...

by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015

cock love

Another word for lust. This is only applied to when the guy's penis is talking and saying that he loves the girl/guy into getting that person into bed.

"Babe I love you! I know we just met but you are a sexy little number"

" Ahh that's just cock love"

by wicklawesome February 23, 2010

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013