Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.

Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 24, 2022

Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017

clam vent

The air gap between a ladies inner thigh.

Damn, bro your girlfriend has a nice clam vent. She must work out a lot. I bet her pussy don't stank at all.

by MON icker December 18, 2013

clam dabbling

A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".

Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.

by Talim Gregor March 29, 2009

Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"

Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022

by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022