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Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022
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Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.
by SonicElectro May 30, 2023
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Andrew

Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.
by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024
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Andrew

A person who is short and has a skin tone of an individual who spent way too much in the sun becoming burnt as fuck. He has an 20-pack and is sexually attracted to short white women who have red hair. People say he is homosexual when really just likes to touch anyone including animals and mainly childrens.
by P Diddy luver 69 July 28, 2024
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Andrew Clapson

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.
“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now”

“Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”
by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019
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andrew

a dnd player that makes the worst decisions and is not hesitant to rush into danger and do the stupid thing.
we have a right Andrew in our game tonighy
by dicegod May 15, 2021
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ANDREW

Funny guy
sometimes quite
Cool aesthetic
Short as frick
Cries a lot
-Hey did you see the new kid?
:Yeah, he's really short haha
-I think he looks cool
:Me too, he's oddly quite though
-i'll talk to him at lunch
*Lunch begins*
-hey Andrew, can I sit with you?

*Andrew shits on the lunch table*
by I'llfuckyourdad December 16, 2021
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