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Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them
kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"
by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle's are the kind of person who is a copy and paste machine that will eat your family.
Kyle's pour milk first.
Kyle's have wet socks.
That guy is such Kyle.
by PaigeisGod March 29, 2022
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Kyle is a Bi**h

The religion of believing and having complete and total faith that Kyle is a Bi**h. You worship this by delivering slander to Kyle and agreeing that he needs to be silenced.

(3 people or more are needed to start a religion)
“Boi, you’re a fricking idiot, shut up!”

“hey what are you doing?!”

“oh, we’re worshiping our religion; Kyle is a Bi**h. Wanna join?”

Absolutely!”
by choo choo soul June 30, 2023
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Kyle

Usually the Loyal friend inwhich is around your age that Helps you in all aspects of your life but then turns out to be your Mother's sexual Partner
by ReggieRox February 26, 2019
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Kyle Mirren

Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?

Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.

Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*

The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
by Garry Oniel March 23, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned
Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother
by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a male version of a Karen
by Hooligan81 August 6, 2020
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