A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it
by de Broglie November 2, 2017
Get the Hooke’s law mug.When achieving a "Killing Spree" or a higher award (such as "Running Riot") on Halo 3, then immediatly afterwards you are killed without killing anyone else after the award.
Getting a "Killing Spree" celebrating, and then being sniped seconds afterwards, then requiring you to except you've been done by Magee's Law
by Mash Potato Fight December 23, 2008
Get the Magee's Law mug.When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.
A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."
by Bealz April 6, 2019
Get the King's Law mug.1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;
2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax
2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax
Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?
by edraculate November 22, 2016
Get the Taut Law mug.Gussin's law states that , if you have to use "fat jokes" or other personal attacks to win an arguement on the internet, you have in fact already lost.
Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.
origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"
Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.
origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"
This guy thought he could win an arguement on the message board by making "you live in your momma's basement" jokes. Evidently he hadnt heard of Gussin's Law.
by strawberrysnortcake June 6, 2011
Get the Gussin's Law mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, if an argument over music is taking place and one party invokes Brittany Spears, they automatically lose the argument.
Pedro: "okay, diego's umbrella was a big improvement over bat makumba"
Javier: "What r u talking about? Bat Makumba tore it up. They are different...for sure. If you can't handle it go listen to your Brittany Spears albums and keep your mind closed to the World."
Pedro: "I love that you just called someone who went to a dengue fever show a closed minded brittany spears fan - I'm invoking Nicky's Law."
Javier: "What r u talking about? Bat Makumba tore it up. They are different...for sure. If you can't handle it go listen to your Brittany Spears albums and keep your mind closed to the World."
Pedro: "I love that you just called someone who went to a dengue fever show a closed minded brittany spears fan - I'm invoking Nicky's Law."
by contract-expand February 9, 2010
Get the Nicky's Law mug.Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.
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