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If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.
Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...
by WhenCanIGetLunch59 December 10, 2024
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Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.
He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.
by Creatures March 22, 2023
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Common Coach Beck L

When your coach, whos last name is Beck is acting like a very mean person, also known as, an L person
1: Coach Beck wont let me talk to my friends in class!
2: Thats just a Common Coach Beck L
by Bartholomew P. Wigglesworth September 21, 2022
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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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A x̵o l o̶t̶l̶

A person who is really cool is a Serb and has a son penguin who is a massive disappointment
A x̵o l o̶t̶l̶ I fucking love you (no homo)
by Ball nut January 24, 2022
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James L Thomas

James L Thomas is a good man who is kind, funny, fiercely loyal to his friends and will always have your six. James L Thomas is an incredibly sexy cowboy with a big cock that boasts both length and girth. He is an extraordinary lover and an expert in every aspect of love making. If you are lucky enough to share a bed with James L Thomas you'll experience the most intensely incredible, earth shattering orgasms of your life and sex with any and all other men will be ruined for you as James L Thomas will be the best lover you will experience in your lifetime
The orgasms esI experienced while having sex with James L Thomas were unbelievable. I am now ruined for all other men
by Sapphire Sapila November 22, 2022
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