Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple beansmug. by Sodnods June 29, 2020
Get the Make Beansmug. by Bean Licker October 11, 2019
Get the Bean Sniffermug. by Therapist69 November 16, 2014
Get the smashin' beansmug. 1.)The piping hot effluvium that ejects from the end of a burrito, primarily the bean type, when a bite is taken.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.
2.) Bean Lava also is used describing a particularly hot Chica preferably whilst fueled by lust and tequila.
"Holy cow-be careful with that grande burrito dude. You're gonna squirt bean lava on my new Pendleton!"
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."
"Hey-check out out that puro talent at the car wash. That is some righteous bean lava..."
by Velodrama February 19, 2015
Get the Bean Lavamug. by Ccizz August 2, 2023
Get the slima beansmug.