Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 14, 2019

Toms Dad

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012

Tom Hanks

A pedophile.

Also see: epstein island frequent visitor

Tom Hanks is a pedophile. As soon as epstein was arrested, he became a citizen of Greece. Tom Hanks is a piece of shit.

by Noone77 August 10, 2022

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

Tom Gugan

Coolest, most amazing guy ever. Totally amazing and super super fit. Abbreviated to TG.

"OMG have u seen Rod today, he's such a TG!"
"Yeah what a Tom Gugan!"

by Mexxxxxxxx February 6, 2013

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

tom joke

When someone continuously tries making good joke but never succeeds, those are called tom jokes

Oh wait guys here come a tom joke

by Jml11 January 31, 2018