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Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
by nataSdoG September 24, 2011
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douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
by tl77 November 25, 2010
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douche bag

1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010
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Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009
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douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"
by nancyninja May 11, 2009
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bungle douche

1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid

created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."
by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005
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douche rocketry

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.
Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.
by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007
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