When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.
by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Pizza mug.“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.
“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”
by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025
Get the Mexican Christmas mug.The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.
by drollermite86 December 5, 2025
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Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.
by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025
Get the Christmas Chimney Nut mug.A big 'ol tree where you can hang a lot of people. Keep the bodies hanging just like Christmas ornaments. Decorate your tree with hundreds of dead bodies.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary December 24, 2025
Get the Christmas Tree mug.Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.
That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
by anonymous December 27, 2025
Get the Christmas Perineum mug.A currently dying holiday that gets less and less exciting each year it passes. Christmas used to be about celebrating the coming of Jesus, but it has since shifted to receiving presents and gifts and eating Christmas Cookies until you get fat.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Person Number 1: bro, is it just me or is Christmas not nearly as exciting as the last few years?
Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
by Tg223P December 27, 2025
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