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wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow
by the rizz god December 24, 2023
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DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.
“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”
by pseudopoz January 1, 2025
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Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
by Lanborp December 1, 2022
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Christmas

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"
by violet_frogg December 2, 2020
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Christmas Valley

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.
by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023
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Christmas Eve eve

The evening before Christmas Eve ; it is a real thing.
today’s Christmas Eve eve you twats
by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019
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Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy
by Mike dece September 22, 2020
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