Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
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christmas tickles

The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.
Darfwa: Does anyone want Christmas tickles?

Judice: um, no?
by Milkman January 07, 2019
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scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 01, 2017
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christmas-tree

an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing
This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.
by rubduck33 December 11, 2011
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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 15, 2020
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Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
by December 23, 2022
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Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.
Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree
by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021
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