salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

by Bing_C November 28, 2015

Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018

Salty Balls

To fap to porn after raging at any kind of FPS, A insult among gamers

xXPR0F4Z3Xx: y dont u tak ur salty balls sumwere eslse u scrub

by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx November 21, 2015

Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 13, 2015

Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil February 11, 2016

salty cornhole

Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.

Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.

Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!

by Dirt Magurt March 02, 2016

Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava February 27, 2018