A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C November 28, 2015
When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx November 21, 2015
by Robbo75 May 13, 2015
by Dr. Ghil February 11, 2016
Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.
Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
by Dirt Magurt March 02, 2016
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
by Øffical.ava February 27, 2018