The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.
"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.
by welusku May 14, 2024
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015
A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.
by QuacksO July 26, 2023
(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009
A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.
by aka_painkiller November 07, 2023