Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*
by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022
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by idkdiegoiguess November 1, 2022
Get the National Pog Day mug.No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
by lolbopxd November 15, 2022
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Get the National Cockwarming Day mug.October 15th is national aster day. On this day you appreciate the asters in your life and give them all your valuables
Maybe give them a hug idk
Maybe give them a hug idk
Shu: woah did you hear it's national aster day?
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money
Bob: wow that's crazy I better give my aster all my money
by Penguin teeth October 2, 2022
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Get the National hug day mug.March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!
by crayola February 3, 2022
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