Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2020

Kungpow mud cream

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.

Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.

by Silly old wily January 31, 2011

whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 June 13, 2011

stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.

She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.

by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018

Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.

Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

by joe deezt fo sheezy my neezy March 07, 2011

Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.

-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee！

by True Reality March 25, 2020