(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what
Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
Girl 2. guess what
Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021
by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021
Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 10, 2022
by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 10, 2022
A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.
Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
by adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary June 03, 2020