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jordan

jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.

arik: yo bro what you doing

jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
by naRi.. October 13, 2022
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Jordan

a man who has been through a lot, and is nonchalant at first but will begin to open up as time goes by he's a very caring man on the inside and notices alot even if it seems he doesn't care
by capposzn May 9, 2022
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Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019
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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan est un beau garçon habituellement aux cheveux brun foncé ou noirs et aux yeux bruns. Lorsque vous rencontrerez pour la première fois un Jordan, il semblera varier. Mais une fois que vous l'aurez connu, vous verrez que c'est une personne gentille et aimante qui est très drôle et qui veut juste être aimée elle-même. Une fois que vous voyez une Jordan, vous ne pouvez pas vous empêcher de sourire. Les Jordan's sont également très attrayants et élégants

Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?

Ohh qu'un Jordan
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?

Ohh qu'un Jordan
by Rahim_23998 November 23, 2021
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Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj
You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj
by jessica olsen Step dad July 4, 2023
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