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Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
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Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.
Oh my gosh there goes Jordan!!
by Nbemis January 22, 2022
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Jordan sharp

The biggest bean of beans when your eyes go crossed eyed is the jordan sharp the brantford bean.
by Scuffy June 1, 2019
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jordan

A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.
"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"
by Angelgames731 May 7, 2020
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a (vegan)
He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan
by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019
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jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3
damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.
by jordan huff December 10, 2017
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Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES
by mommy mentle December 7, 2022
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