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Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.
“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool
I know he’s a god
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Michael Jackson

A very hot guy that loves to hold women in his arms. If you are his special someone he will call you "baby girl"
Michael Jackson is so hot he will be my next boyfriend!
by Michael Jackson's baby girl September 17, 2022
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Jackson

A creepy little loser who will touch you
Stranger: “Hi Jackson”
Jackson: “I’m gonna touch you
by Homosexualindividual December 13, 2024
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Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!
by platergamer January 14, 2024
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Jackson

Jackson is such a faggot
by pablodinero January 20, 2023
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Jackson and Abigail

A relationship between a Jackson, and an Abigail is like a shooting star. It is beautiful, and once in a lifetime, and even though it flies across the sky and never returns, it will never be forgotten.
I wish I was as close as Jackson and Abigail.
by The_Tailor November 27, 2021
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Jackson

Some heavy good guy way specks and purple hair absolute weapon so don’t try nothing with him or he will slash your windows and tan your tyres he is also a banging looking lad way a heavy good sense of humour and good style
Girl 1-see jackson he is banning
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon
by Mad lad January 18, 2019
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