The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.
Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area
Persisting odor
May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow
Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers
If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area
Persisting odor
May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow
Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers
If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
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Dave, ' Man, no way she has a sherwood clam''
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