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Idiot

Harry: I wonder who invented the UD?
Harriet: Probably an idiot.
by AcidHazard5 September 11, 2019
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Idiot

A smart person who attends or has attended PBAU and has blond (not strawberry blond) hair. They may also dislike the idea of men doing Zumba.
Jonathan Snyder is an idiot,” said Zoe after she called ketchup a smoothie.
by An Unbiased Random Guy November 24, 2022
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Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.
The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.
by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025
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Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.
Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.
by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024
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Intellectual idiot

A person that is educated & well read, but lacks any kind of common sense.
Thinks their opinions or viewpoints are better than others ... Snobbish.

By F. A. P. M.
Karen went to College and has a degree in gender studies and still doesn't know what two countries, border the United States . She must be an Intellectual idiot .
by Jedi_Drifter August 19, 2025
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visual idiot

(1) Someone who sends a message despite the fact that some words are written incorrectly and underlined in red color.

(2) Someone who does not distinguish colors like a daltonist, but also has a problem with distinguishing shapes.
(1) You can call me Grammar Nazi, but you should correct the words since the browser highlights errors in red. Unless you're visual idiot...

(2) I told you to bring a silver kettle, and instead you brought a red pot. You're visual idiot.
by Lulzy Town April 11, 2020
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Idiot light

A lighted indicator on your car's dashboard that appears when you are getting dangerously low on fuel. It is a little red dot that lights up next to the E on your gas gauge. Where it lights up on the dashboard, the amount of gas that is left in your gas tank, and how far you can drive before running out of gas is different for each car make/model. It is called an idiot light because you are an idiot if you don't get more gas, or you're an idiot for letting your gas go so low.
Oh no, my idiot light just came on. I have just enough gas to get to my destination, but I'll have to get gas on the way home.
by Kitkaunitiger June 7, 2018
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