croca-douche

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.

Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.

by abbycat0 June 19, 2009

douche puddle

A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.

What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.

Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

by CHEB302 March 8, 2009

Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.

"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?

by alpinestar March 22, 2009

douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

by belial47 May 20, 2008

Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG September 24, 2011