Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

by blocking the cock June 15, 2011

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.

Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...

by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

wog cock

A cock that's not white.

"Hey mate what are you upto?"
" Yea mate giving my massive wog cock a stroke of its life".

by Alfystew December 6, 2013

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011