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Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.
Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...
by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009
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cock love

Another word for lust. This is only applied to when the guy's penis is talking and saying that he loves the girl/guy into getting that person into bed.
"Babe I love you! I know we just met but you are a sexy little number"

" Ahh that's just cock love"
by wicklawesome February 23, 2010
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Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock
At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.
by READAAR March 21, 2006
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Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth
Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008
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cock brow

A small tuft of pubic hair above the shaft of the penis.
"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"
by Fergal Keen January 14, 2008
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Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm
John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."
by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013
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