when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmasmug. A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
by Nowwhat November 4, 2013
Get the Christmasmug. by In your fridge December 11, 2019
Get the Christmas Nutmug. Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
by Millao August 14, 2021
Get the Christmasmug. Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.
Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.
We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.
We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.
Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.
We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.
We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.
Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
Get the Christmas sickmug. by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
Get the Christmas poornessmug. by Jinglecash November 4, 2017
Get the christmas treatingmug.