Christmas

Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.

For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.

by oaijdfvnajvniuwe December 7, 2021

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.

Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

Gay Christmas

Another word for pride month aka June

Happy Gay Christmas!
Its Gay Christmas Baby!

by Not all who wonder are lost June 4, 2022

Christmas

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.

"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"

by violet_frogg December 2, 2020

Christmas Valley

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.

The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.

by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023

Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020