A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the All I want for Christmas is youmug. by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)
by Mike dece September 22, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
by violet_frogg December 2, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023
Get the Christmas Valleymug. by Lanborp December 1, 2022
Get the Dutch Christmasmug. by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019
Get the Christmas Eve evemug.