A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

by bryanhac November 19, 2023

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
