A guy with a broken penis, coated with cheese, so much so that it leaks out and produces a horrible smell.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
Get the Andrewmug. by Maria-£/= March 7, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him
Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022
Get the Jake andrew Arklemug. by CoolotakuB) June 15, 2024
Get the Andrew Tatemug. 
Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'
Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.
Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.
He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.
Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.
He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
by dapooseywhisperer May 9, 2023
Get the Andrew Mcdermottmug.