National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm

“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National viral day

January 10th (National viral day) is a day where all active chat discord members celebrate the creation of viralvegetable (we really love/hate him)

Me: HEY STINKY IDIOT!
Viralvegetable: what
Me: Happy national Viral day
Viralvegetable: I hate you

by HeavenAscension May 2, 2022

National Milf day

May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her

Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day

by BlackWomanLover May 8, 2022

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

National Pog Day

National Pog Day is a holiday that happens on the 17th of July each year. It is not yet recognized as a holiday that gives the day off for workers and students by governments, but it should be. All who do not Pog on this day shall be questioned as not being very chungus crewmate, they likely are the sus chungus imposter, we bet, they don't even like brexit.

National Pog Day: You missed Pog Day!

by idkdiegoiguess November 1, 2022

National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022