bring your gf to school day

Nov 17 is being your gf to school day *cough cough*ANDREW*cough cough*

oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning

by listen to this November 16, 2022

cap your sauce

Be quiet, shut-up, shove it, put a lid on it

Cap your sauce, {insert name}!

by cosmic guts April 30, 2011

Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.

Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense

by Iem apedo November 23, 2023

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 07, 2016

Roll your sleeves up

The act of docking, placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another uncircumcised penis.

After meeting at the adult movie theater Sam pulled Pat up off his knees and said, "Let's go back to my place Roll your sleeves up."

by iyogurt March 31, 2018