School

Torture and the definition of a prison

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

"Why is nothing done?"-mom
"Because you sent me to prison, aka school."

by wtfdw92716 May 13, 2020

CE Byrd High School

A school full of basic white girls

I went to CE Byrd High School, and i turned basic asf

by hfjdsknfifjcnd March 4, 2023

Geff Grade School

A school full of money hungry staff and there's no air conditioning in the gym, heaters are broken. Mold and roaches live rent free.

Mrs.C is a real one, though.

Geff Grade School is absolute ass.

by GGS Graduate August 2, 2024

Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District

Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.

BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.

by peppapigissexy October 11, 2023

School

A hellhole. Because I am forced to go to school every single day by my parents and I can't even put my head down without her saying Taniece sit up AND if she just assumes that you r sleeping she will just take a point and make you stand up she puts you on a home work program if you don't turn in homework on that EXACT day she makes us do addition and subtraction worksheets all day LIKE WE R IN FUCKING 3RD GRADE!!!!! And the lunch they give us is not even a meal one time they gave us some chips and dips for lunch and I already have problems at home so I really don't need it a school and we can't have a single fun thing to do at school because they think we don't know how to do the math

A hellhole. School is a hellhole being an vacuum sucking people up into the hellhole so don't keep the devil's waiting

by SaturnV1ibez March 30, 2022

School

". . . and there is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But it is in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders (who of course would not be warders and governors if they could write readable books), and beaten or otherwise tormented if you cannot remember their utterly unmemorable contents. In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to the turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and are therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains; and they protect you against violence and outrage from your fellow-prisoners. In a school you have none of these advantages. With the world's bookshelves loaded with fascinating and inspired books, the very manna sent down from Heaven to feed your souls, you are forced to read a hideous imposture called a school book, written by a man who cannot write: A book from which no human can learn anything: a book which, though you may decipher it, you cannot in any fruitful sense read, though the enforced attempt will make you loathe the sight of a book all the rest of your life."

- George Bernard Shaw

Anyone with any recognizable talent in any subject or who enjoys reading and learning about a subject hates school as it forces them by means of coercion to memorize odd content that they do not give a single care for. School fucks with your head.

by BillNye66 May 13, 2018

The Red Fountain School for Specialists

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.

by urbandictionaryvea October 28, 2022