brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 08, 2025

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 April 24, 2011

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

“Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023

Kiss your crush day

It's the day when you can kiss your crush whenever you want

You:kiss your crush

Crush: what's that
You: it's kiss your crush day

by Tavamamma October 26, 2019