You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.

Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!

by LingDanc803 March 21, 2023

You lost.

What you say to a wehraboo or neo-nazi acting like they're smart.

Wehraboo: "Germany was strong and invincible in WW2!"
Sane human being: "You lost."

by awdhjaowfh December 31, 2023

I love you more

Scientifically proven that Madi loves Devon more.

Devon: I love you

Madi: I love you more

Devon: false

Madi: no

by Bigmeat07 February 14, 2022

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

You

Idiot - Referring anyone that this is directed towards when used

YOU are gay

by Very Epic Gamer May 10, 2022

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020