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aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.
by don't like trump November 9, 2021
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Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.
Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit
by KkxBilly November 30, 2023
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Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.
Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."
by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023
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You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .
Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …
by Wende October 19, 2023
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Shit crew

A group of coworkers (normally 6)and 1 Forman that all head to the areas of the least amount of work and do as little as possible and play games all day while complaining how they hate there jobs and don’t want to be there but yet drag out the work all day. Because of this the other crew has to do more and finish the work.
The shit crew only off loaded 2 trucks today because of them we still got 3truck left.
by The comeback Kidd January 1, 2021
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Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick
Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry
by Sean charlie October 5, 2018
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Type Shit

What a white boy who wants to be Mexican will say to look cool, regardless of context or if there's actually anything going on.
"Type shit, Type shit, Type shit"
*NOTHING GOING ON"
by Mungbungus December 10, 2023
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