put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

by okstella July 30, 2021

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scar kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scat kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!

National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you

by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021