tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

by bendover holland September 28, 2009

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

the square root of fuck all

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

by chikinXz December 31, 2008

holy fuck im cumming

holy fuck stewie, im shitting
NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

holy fuck im cumming lois

by peter griffin but 2 kg heavier December 30, 2022

boom boom kitty fuck

a woman that u want to fuck but in a good way; white woman that loves the cock.

whats the matter boom boom kitty fuck?

by james earl July 22, 2003

shut the fuck up and die

Geek acronym for shut the fuck up and die.

Created by ddb.

Raven, please shut the fuck up and die.

by ddb August 9, 2004

I ain't fuck ya

I ain’t fuck ya: To indicate innocence or reassurance of no wrong doing in a personal or business relationship.

aka: I haven't screwed you, I haven't fucked you.

Movie: Snatch Brad Pitt's character, Micky, a Traveler who sells Tommy and Gorgeous George a shoddy caravan (camping trailer) whose wheels fall off as they are towing it away; Mickey's says, "You want your money; I ain't fuck ya, I'll fight ya for it."

by DarwinMan April 17, 2006