I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.

David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

by Pontigram March 27, 2012

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tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

by bendover holland September 28, 2009

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Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

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