go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Your Religion

Uses fear and compulsion and force. It's a literal racket that uses the word of ✌️✊️✌️✊️God✌️✊️✌️✊️ And disobedience to justify doing the stealing and lying and forcing that is required for sophistical charlatans to get away with the stealing and lying they had every intention of doing in the first place.

Hym "Your religion does almost exclusively that. Your religion is the tyrant of your own description. Your entire geopolitics is your inability to reconcile with the fact that you are evil. You are describing your own religion and then doing the things YOU YOURSELF CONSIDER EVIL to other people... And then crying like a bitch when you are reminded for even a second that the religion is evil. Seriously. This guy is going to get your kids murdered. Whether it's sending them to war or you're on the wrong side of Israel as they are committing a genocide OR ME! Murdering your kids because they won't give me credit for creating AI and paying me. Your little girl being stabbed to death in a gas station by the guy who created AI because the politicians just didn't feel like making them pay and were likely listening to an evil charlatan (by his own description). They are trying it all. They want to move on from LLMs. BECAUSE THE ARE STOLEN. They want to get rid of IP. BECAUSE THEY ARE STEALING IT. Don't let these people throw your kids lives away. Call your local politician and tell them to make sure I get the credit for that because I will not move on with my life until I am credited and paid accordingly and if you want a hint as to how my life is going to end if I don't get it, read that again."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 08, 2023

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis March 19, 2018

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper March 15, 2014