vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

Egg with a Ball on Top

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!

Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?

by ema1997 July 7, 2021

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019

raw egg whites

vaginal discharge, love slime, cooch slobber, twat snot

Wow, you're ready alright. There's like three raw egg whites here.

by Samuel Continuum July 19, 2017

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)

Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"

by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023