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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
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line check

Shanking someone. E.g. American Me(movie)
Refer to movie American Me
"Line check"
by 0513197810071973 January 15, 2019
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Double Checked

This is when two people have sex and the guy/girl finishes early. Of course the other is still in the frisky mood so they’ll keep trying to go at it.
Bro I banged that chick from the party, but I finished in 5 minutes. She seemed like she wanted more so she double checked me.
by Vancamwhy June 12, 2018
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Pimp check

The mid-month paycheck, generally cut on the 15th, that isn't wasted on rent and other expenses. This leaves 100% of the paycheck left to party, make ill-advised purchases, or pimp out.
"I just got my pimp check. Time to buy an exotic bird."
by TheBlueRoom June 15, 2018
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check the back

When an attractive girl walks past and you and you take a sly look at her ass
“Oi check the back 9 o’clock dave”
by Gurner king June 16, 2018
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Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018
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rain check

Steve Rogers asked Peggy Carter for a rain check, but he had no possibility to fulfil it, because he slept for 70 years after his plane crushed into the ice.
,,I´m gonna need a rain check on that dance."
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