Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.

1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.

by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

Whipped Cream

The act of nutting on another individual and then whipping them with a rope.

I just whipped Creamed that hoe.

by !Hey February 3, 2023

Whipped

Doing every thing that your girlfriend says and ditching your friends for her if she says, being a little bitch, basically, he licks pussy &Crys infront of her.

He is so whipped, he's like a slave.

by peapodpoo June 6, 2011

swagger whip

The kind of car that makes the guy who's driving it even sexier.

Toni, your husband's best friend looks sexy as hell in his swagger whip! He single?

by NotJT April 5, 2017

dick whipped

When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.

Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.

by Caroline256 July 25, 2019

Walnut whip

"Walnut whip" is when you creampie a black persons anus the stick you balls in too. For example the chocolate on the outside the cream on the inside and the nuts on top.

You take a black person and creampie their anus then stick you balls in their for a walnut whip

by KinkyAsian October 10, 2016

(pussy) whipped

my boyfriend

My boyfriend brandon is so (pussy) whipped.

by wackattack0910 April 25, 2024