XQC's LAW

According to XQC there will be no lava pool underground 50 blocks away from the village. All lava that is in bedrock level does not count.

You will not find a lava pool underneath the village because of XQC's LAW.

by PureJuicer February 13, 2021

Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

by de Broglie November 2, 2017

Karamazov’s Law

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.

by iihemc January 7, 2021

Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020

Trans-in-law

When your father in law becomes your mother in law or vis-versa. Short for transsexual in law.

Kenya West appears unhappy with "Caitlyn" as his trans-in-law.

by Oreomom July 29, 2015

Taut Law

1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;

2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax

Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?

by edraculate November 22, 2016

King's Law

When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.

A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."

by Bealz April 6, 2019