david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

a david

SNAKE

you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways

by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012

david copperfield

While having sex with a woman from behind and she is bent bent over the back of the couch, you lift your legs off the floor and balance while inside her. Bonus points for a complete spin.

Last night we broke the back of the couch while attempting the David Copperfield

by MattieP May 13, 2006

David Cook

The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him

American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.

by JustinC. May 22, 2008

Star of David

When a girl gives a guy a foot job as he is simultaneously toeing her. Their legs forming the shape of the Star of David.

John and Jane did the Star of David last night, kinky!

by starofdavid123 February 14, 2010

David Jenkins

David Jenkins is a proffesional soccer player, who is always a great friend, and is always there when you need him.

Matt: I wish I was like David Jenkins...
Jake: Yeah he's amazing
Zach: I love him so much

by matt469 November 8, 2011

punch of david

A very strong punch. can knock a big man down in seconds.

This originated from tennessee.Martial Arts was a whole different experience in the south than from a lot of parts in the US. similar to brazian Zui Zitsu style.

The arrogant talk of the racist came to an end with one skilled punch of david.

by meg April 15, 2005