Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.
Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.
by Worrab The Vibelord September 17, 2021
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 16, 2021
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Tier one simp

A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner
Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.

Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
by Penut❤️ October 23, 2020
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 18, 2021
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them
bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit
by urmomlovesme123456 February 10, 2020
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Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them
Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan
by Biggpapa3000 January 17, 2020
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